• great diet bc you forget you’re hungry
• you forget that you need to pee like Niagara Falls
• the world could end and your dash would be more alive than ever
• can’t hear your parents gettin’ it on sounding like old apes
• become nocturnal
• no one cares how crazy you are
• post the…


never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle

there is a u in bouncy 

and there’s gonna be a u in that castle

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